(Source: staypozitive, via jackiedamned)
(Source: staypozitive, via jackiedamned)
Behold, Steve McQueen. I know it’s not American, but I would have nothing against a vintage Triumph, they cost less than the new ones, which cost less than the vintage Harleys.
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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was far better than I expected, it was great how they resolved everything and tied up every loose end with a giant explosion. That doesn’t usually happen on a medical show.
Well we’re getting ready to sell the house, so I had to repaint the room and make it look somewhat presentable. I also got that chess set I was talking about way back when, I just need to find a better table for it now.
Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol
Why do you people crush my soul by making me think I have questions?
I have a hole in my foot
Can you guess from my posts what is my:
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* Sexual Orientation
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* Favorite book(s)
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* Favorite food(s)
Leave any answers in my ask and we’ll see how accurate you are.
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Who’s up for full contact badminton?
new over the knee socks means no pants for days
The fam entered me in a local talent show and tonight was the audition so I thought it’d be your general audition scenario. A...
i have plans to get high and play strip poker tonight
do you hate me yet do you hate my life
how does one be a coherent human
Disagree?
Unfollow me.
Nao.